Squaids is a rare form of the HIV virus that was mutated into a strain that squirrels can acquire. Squaids is an epidemic that is plaguing and killing many innocent squirrels. If someone comes in contact with an infected host they risk the potential of getting it also. If someone gets squaids, they may grow a tail and/or feel the need to climb trees at inconvenient times.
Avoiding can be a very easy task if you are educated. The Symptoms of a squirrel are quite distinct. Some of them include but do not limit to: rage, foaming mouth, spasms, twitches, evil stare downs, and mutation. All symptoms in the long run result in death. If you come in contact with an infected host, do not look into its eyes and walk backwards slowly.
If you ever find yourself in a situation where no escape is possible, there is one solution, get in water. Squirrels with squaids are absolutely terrified of water. Another sign of squirrels being near is butterflies. Run to water if you even think about butterflies.